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Friday, December 22, 2006

Commie Cosmonauts Make Yet Another Attempt on Loudon's Life

David Farrar from Kiwi Blog reckons this spectacular shot shows astronauts working on the International Space Station while orbiting over the upper part of the South Island of New Zealand.

I'm not fooled though. I know its really an unmarked RUSSIAN satellite preparing to fire Gamma Death Rays at my house, which is situated just above the small peninsula shown in the bottom left of the photo.

Those commie bastards won't get me though. I'm just going out to cover my roof with colloidal silver impregnated newspapers.

It's guaranteed to foil any Gamma Ray attack. This is not their first attempt. The fact that I'm still writing this means I'm one step ahead of the Commie Cosmonauts.

Have a great Christmas. I'll see you all in a few d.........Aaaargh....


Blogger deleted said...

Lol.. Reds under the bed..

6:29 PM  
Blogger MandM said...

You are so paranoid Trevor, everyone knows that the Russians don't use Gamma Death Rays anymore. They can't get away with being that obvious with top investigative reporting agencies like TV3 News on the prowl.

They were actually aiming their Laser Rays at the iceberg floating past your house so they could bypass the colloidal silver impregnated newspapers on your roof, melt the iceberg and blame your drowning on global warming.

Commie bastards.

10:24 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

trev, with all the sanity and logic fucking up this planet it is so cool to have your little island of inanity to blob out on once in a while, I used to watch and even tape Shortland street for 5 minutes escapism; now I channel to your blog.
hint for '07 - CPUSA - move on from that dear, they are in no way at all credible as a political threat, even bigger losers than yourself.

8:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christmas Day falls on December 25. It is preceded by Christmas Eve on December 24, and in some countries is followed by Boxing Day on December 26. Some Eastern Orthodox Churches celebrate Christmas on January 7, which corresponds to December 25 on the Julian calendar. December 25 as a birthdate for Jesus is merely traditional, and is not thought to be his actual date of birth. Much respect!

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Blogger Oswald Bastable said...

Anyone who tapes shortland st NEEDS a dose of gamma radiation

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A classic posting, Trev.
Happy Christmas from your Commie admirers!

PS keep your eye on Chavez and his new United Socialist Party of Venezuela.

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