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Friday, February 11, 2011

The "Manslator"

 What man hasn't suffered for lack of one of these?


Blogger Hardnox said...


Very funny! Yes, what man couldn't use one of these?

I invite you to stop by my blog. You might get a tickle from my latest "the Cowboy"


BTW, great blog!

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of you men need far more than a machine - having a heart would be a good place to start!

2:06 PM  
Blogger Trevor Loudon said...

Thanks for that dear.

2:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this oldie but goodie blends well with the video ad:

"ARE YOU WILLING TO/Would you like to ________"?[fill in the blank]. This means you better do it, and want to do it.

"FINE" : This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "FINE" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.

"FIVE MINUTES": This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

"NOTHING": This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "NOTHING" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "NOTHING" usually signifies an argument that will last "FIVE MINUTES" and will end with the word "FINE".

"GO AHEAD" (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "NOTHING" and will end with the word "FINE" .

"GO AHEAD" (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "NOTHING" and "FINE", and she will talk to you in about "FIVE MINUTES" when she cools off.

"LOUD SIGH": This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "NOTHING".

"SOFT SIGH": Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.

"THAT'S OKAY": This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "FINE" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead". At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

"PLEASE DO": This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

"THANKS": A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome".

"THANKS A LOT": This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "NOTHING".

1:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need a leftist translator:

"Social / Climate justice" - Socialism
"Transformative Change" - Socialism
"People's Movement" - Socialism
"Workers protections" - Socialism
"Equality" - Socialism
"Economic Rights" - Socialism
"Social Development" - Socialism


11:10 AM  

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