tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18947592.post3001868637373779654..comments2023-11-06T00:01:30.085+13:00Comments on New Zeal: Clark's ChoiceTrevor Loudonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17040453691836232676noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18947592.post-11882298222912728952008-03-02T20:43:00.000+13:002008-03-02T20:43:00.000+13:00Trevor Whatsisname dies and arrives at the pearly ...Trevor Whatsisname dies and arrives at the pearly gates. <BR/>St Peter says well we know all about you lad, because having all of eternity on our hands we even sometimes read your blog.<BR/>Now, you have 3 choices of where you personally spend eternity so come and look at this first option. <BR/>Its a drawing room, tastefully papered and carpeted full of dudes talking about economics. All of them are standing on their heads. Hmmmmm says Trevor, gimme a look at the next one. Which is an unlined room with a dirt floor and all the folks filling it are standing around talking about environmental matters, also on their heads. Lessee the next one says Trevor. Its another unlined room full of people standing around upright, up to their knees in shit, drinking cups of coffee and talking about all sorts of stuff. That's probably the best option says Trevor. And as he enters the room for all eternity a voice comes over the loudspeaker saying ok people, coffee break over, back on your heads.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18947592.post-68198718312973450362008-02-25T15:24:00.000+13:002008-02-25T15:24:00.000+13:00A good Kiwi joker dies and goes to Heaven. As he i...A good Kiwi joker dies and goes to Heaven. As he is being admitted through the Pearly Gates, he notices that on the wall behind St Peter are millions of clocks, as far as the eye can see.<BR/><BR/>Curiousity aroused, he asks St Peter what the clocks are for. "Those are 'lie clocks,'" replied St Peter. "Everyone on earth has one, and every time they tell a lie, the hands move."<BR/><BR/>"Now this one over here," says St Peter, "is our pride and joy. It belonged to Mother Teresa. As you can see, the hands never moved, meaning she never told a lie in her entire lifetime."<BR/><BR/>"This one over here," continued St Peter, "belonged to Abraham Lincoln. As you can see, the hands have moved just twice, meaning 'Honest Abe' told a mere two lies in his life."<BR/><BR/>"Interesting," retorted the Kiwi joker, "I wouldn't mind getting a look at Helen Clark's lie clock."<BR/><BR/>"Oh that one," said St Peter. "Jesus keeps it in his office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18947592.post-70089018405969820362008-02-25T10:54:00.000+13:002008-02-25T10:54:00.000+13:00Having been warned I suspect Jenny Shipley,\Ruth ...Having been warned I suspect Jenny Shipley,\Ruth Richardson, Jim Bolger, Richard Prebble, Roger Douglas and Don Mckinnon to name but a few will have put their name down for heaven right smart!<BR/><BR/>DirkAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com