I'm Not %^*# Happy!
I was doing deliveries in my van in central Christchurch this morning and let my attention lapse for a second.
Smash-I rear-ended a a brand new Camry at the Gloucester/Colombo lights.
The driver ran out and pounded on my window. He could just reach-he was a dwarf-no more than 4 feet tall.
I wound down my window.
"I'm not %^*# happy" he screamed at me.
I replied "well which one are you then?" .