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Friday, June 08, 2007

I'm Not %^*#&# Happy!

I was doing deliveries in my van in central Christchurch this morning and let my attention lapse for a second.

Smash-I rear-ended a a brand new Camry at the Gloucester/Colombo lights.

The driver ran out and pounded on my window. He could just reach-he was a dwarf-no more than 4 feet tall.

I wound down my window.

"I'm not %^*#&# happy" he screamed at me.

I replied "well which one are you then?" .


Blogger PM of NZ said...

Definitely looks like Grumpy from here...

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read another version of this joke somewhere else recently. Where did you steal it from, Trev?

4:46 PM  
Blogger Trevor Loudon said...

A mate fooled me with it yesterday anon.

5:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

essentialy it mocks people afflicked with dwarfism. A cheap shot. How about some Jewish jokes?

5:18 PM  
Blogger Trevor Loudon said...

I was hoping someone would say something idiotic like that anon.

Of course it mocks dwarves. Thats what jokes do-they mock.

I swop Jewish jokes all the time with my Israeli friend Amit.

There are very few ethnic groups, personality types, physical afflictions etc that I don't joke about.

Except lefties. Socialists aren't usually funny.

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the biggest joke of all would be the ACT party.
When i remember the punchline I'll let ya know.


5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta go and save my savs from boiling dry.
That aint the punchline its my dinner.


5:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, that's Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf!

Salient quote:
"From the waist down, you're mine!"
(I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!)

6:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looking forward to the incest, pedophile asthmatic and bipolar disorder jokes Trev. What a sour lot these leftists are. They wouldn't even crack a grin at a good leper joke. Wankers. Anyway, whats red and crawls across the carpet?
A baby chewing razor blades. Ha ha.
Did you hear the one about the epileptic who went into the Star Mart and ordered a wholewheat pastrami sandwhich?
Neither did I.

7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't you think your time would be better spent trying to revive the dying ACT Party, Trev, than mocking little people?

8:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon....pull the forest out of your own arse before suggesting that others remove trees from theirs...

9:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like Martyn Bradbury.

2:31 PM  
Blogger Trevor Loudon said...

Better looking than Bomber Bradbury, Blair.

9:54 PM  
Blogger Rick said...

Very good. :)

7:49 PM  
Blogger Trevor Loudon said...

Hi Rick-you "sizist"-how ya doin?

8:08 PM  

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